April Fools: O’Connor to Retire Early, Launch Bid for U.S. Presidency

By Shmanderson Shmooper Staff Writer University President Rev. Bernard O’Connor, OSFS announced this week his plans to retire after the 2016 spring semester—a year early—a move, he said, that would allow him to launch a third-party bid for the United States presidency. O’Connor said he will run under the Salesian America Party, which he will found before the end of … [Read more...]

April Fools: Men’s Basketball Falls Short Against Harlem Globetrotters, 77-56

By Ida Noe Staff Writer Coming off a close loss in the ECAC South Region semifinals against Neumann University, the DeSales University men’s basketball team didn’t have enough gas in the tank for their season finale, an exhibition game against the Harlem Globetrotters that they lost 77-56 on March 19 at Billera Hall. The Bulldogs got out to an early 12-6 lead at … [Read more...]